jesscookie:

step-by-step tutorial of how 2 draw Jack from Bioware Game Mass Effect

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ankankimatank:

“Katniss is very skinny… How much do you weigh?

I am so fucking happy that female celebrities are starting to call interviewers out on their bullshit.

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vriska:

hey, just a reminder that holding suicide over someone’s head is emotional abuse. if you have someone who tells you that they’ll kill themselves if you leave them, if you stop talking to them, if you do something they do not want you to do, that is abuse- and you have every right to get out of that situation; don’t let yourself get into a situation like that. be aware.

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dorkly:

Injustice: Gods and Rich Mortals Among Us

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stoicsilence:

in fire emblem awakening your avatar character can marry any character of the opposite sex

there is a game mechanic in which you and your units future children who are friends with each other come back in time to fight with you

your avatars child bore with their husband or wife will come back too

your avatar can also marry any of the kids of the opposite sex that travel back in time

they will conceive the avatars child

their own friend from the future

how fucked up would it be to find out that one of your childhood friends went back in time fucked one of your parents and are your father or mother

thanks nintendo

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chaosghost:

stoleyourgirlfriendand:

perrydaplatypus404:

“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”

“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”

“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”

“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”

“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”

“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE OUR LEADER?! OUR DA-“

Reblog if you’re a 90s-

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mattreadsthings:

englandisenglandyet:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

kaleviaz:

its-tuesday-again:

thanks, ireland

you’ve nailed it again

cAN’T BREATHE

FUCKING

IM SHITTING MYSELF WITH LAUGHTER

FRICK

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Reblog if you will answer EVERY ANON in your ask right now.

starrose17:

Please I’m so bored.

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yamisora:

aryaspecter:

 #if there ever was a metaphor for my life this would be it

I’ve been laughing at this like an idiot for like 5 minutes now

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captainoppa:

cowboybeboop:

sxebaps:

R.I.P Tumblr

LOL! because a website being bought by another company is EXACTLY the equivalent to a national disaster resulting in nearly 3,000 deaths! Great Post! 

wow. I think Yahoo isn’t going to ruin tumblr, tumblr is going to ruin itself. 

Uh, what Justin said.

tastefullyoffensive:

[completelyseriouscomics]

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naturepunk:

thug-garden:

someone has been changing stop signs in portland to say “poop”

I love this city. 

Runi

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